My son is the greatest gift I have ever received, and I would be ecstatic to help the right family receive a similar gift.And honestly, I think the world needs more people like me.
I would describe myself as being in possession of the best sperm in the world, if raised in the right home. I know empirically that I have the best sperm in the world, because I have the best son in the world.My 4 year old son, Levi, is the sweetest and most brilliant, witty child I have ever encountered, and that's not just my natural bias talking.He's conspicuously loving & affectionate, he speaks in sentences far beyond what one would expect from a four year old, he's as clever as they come with a strong sense of humor, advanced problem solving capacity, and the gift of persuasion.If he wants to jump on the couch but I'm sitting on it, he will make a coherent argument that I would prefer the chair because it's softer and more comfortable.He's everything one should want in a child. He's also extremely athletically inclined, he flips around like Yoda. This section is supposed to be for describing myself though.Well, there's no way to say this without sounding completely arrogant but it's both true and relevant; I am a certifiable genius with an IQ of *** (I was tested 5 times as a child, results ranged from *** to *** with a median average of *** higher than Albert Einstein.People say I'm scary smart, some have told me (unprompted) that I'm the smartest person they've ever met. This manifests unlike how we tend to think of "genius", for example I'm not a serious math geek, although I believe that's more a result of the compulsory-curriculum education system than my own genetics.I am an inventor of a biomedical device (not yet on the market) poised to save millions of human lives.I'm also a writer, an ethicist, and an economic theorist. I'm a successful cryptocurrency trader and a serial entrepreneur currently developing a sweepstakes gaming business in order to fund my medical device without relinquishing control, and I have a strong background of success in sales as well as operations management.I was Chief Operating Officer of a multimillion dollar company by 24, until setting out to start my own competing firm.I'm also an avid debater and have done so professionally.I'm somewhat musically inclined.I have quick reflexes - physical and mental - and can act resourcefully in a pinch.I'm not tall, but that's mostly because I was always sleep deprived in my childhood, averaging perhaps 2 hours per night from age 6 until adulthood, as a product of my circumstances rather than my genetics.My dad is 5'9", my pediatrician told me I could expect to be about 5'10", but nobody is growing to their full height on 2-3 hours of sleep per night throughout childhood, which, again, was a product of my circumstances. One thing to note about my genetics, and this is true of my son, of me, of my father, and apparently of his genetic father before him; we have a natural aversion to being dominated.We aren't mean or anything, but we're far from obedient or submissive.We do not mix well with authority, so if you plan to be an authoritarian parent, my sperm is not a good fit for you.We know it's genetic because my father was adopted, not raised by his genetic father, it is only later in life we learned that he had been a rebel like us.My genetic line is not compatible with those who seek to control and rule over us.If you plan to parent based on love and reason rather than threats and punishments, then my sperm is the best you'll find.